Kid's Party T-Shirts

Piñata sweet dispenser.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Ramming Speed!"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'