Kids' Birthday Party T-Shirts

Trampolining fun.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swinging on a star.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Little Princess.

Green Balloon

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Children playing games

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your Grounded!'