Kids' Birthday Party T-Shirts

Trampolining fun.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swinging on a star.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Face painting by numbers.

Green Balloon

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Big Bang Theory.

Children's Party

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

Children playing games

Teddy and friends.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Entertainer