Hosting Events T-Shirts

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I hate it when it's our turn to host the Solstice party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Wine Lady

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Create some buzz!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Join me in a Martini?

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Green Balloon

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Party time.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."