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"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Tartine

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Join me in a Martini?

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Canape?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Face painting by numbers.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Party time.

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'