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"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Wine Lady

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Create some buzz!

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Join me in a Martini?

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

The devil you know and his plus one

Face painting by numbers.

Canape?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.