Hosting Events Gifts

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I hate it when it's our turn to host the Solstice party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Wine Lady

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Join me in a Martini?

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Face painting by numbers.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'