Organizing Events Gifts

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

'Isn't it time we arranged another school reunion . . . or should we wait for funerals to begin?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Canape?

Face painting by numbers.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'