Organizing Events Mugs

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

'Isn't it time we arranged another school reunion . . . or should we wait for funerals to begin?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Canape?

Face painting by numbers.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

A man washing a mascot costume

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.