Event Organizing Mugs

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

New Timeline

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

Wedding Invites

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Face painting by numbers.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canape?

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

A man washing a mascot costume