Event Planning Gifts

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Create some buzz!

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'

'Hurry with the balloons. We must get a more festive atmosphere.'

Wine Party

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

'A catered affair?! You're going to cheat on me and your diet?!'

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Wedding Fayre

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

'Have you figured out your seating plan yet?'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Besides running office pools, taking up office collections and being the office party coordinator, do you have any other work experience?'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Anyone for volley-vaunts?'