House Party Prints

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Escape is within your grasp, if only you summon the courage to say 'excuse me'."

"I agree that Harry is loud and cliche. I'd ask him to leave...but this is his house!"

Crank it up, Dog.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Party games gone wrong...

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.

"I only smoke to be sociable..."

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Wine Lady

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.