Fun Parties Mugs

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bubbly

Cardiac Recovery.

"I was almost that last year."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.