Children's Birthday Parties Mugs

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Green Balloon

Face painting by numbers.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

Big Bang Theory.

Children's Party

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Bee costume

Children playing games

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Don't go in there!!"

Mouse with a cat cake.