Birthday Party For Children Mugs

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Green Balloon

Face painting by numbers.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Children playing games

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'