Birthday Party For Children Prints

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Green Balloon

Face painting by numbers.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Children's Party

A Woman Holding Canapes

Big Bang Theory.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Bee costume

Children playing games

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'