Children Parties Mugs

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Face painting by numbers.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Balloon drip.