Wild Parties Pillows

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

Beach Barbecue

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'