Dog Racer Gifts

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Tractor Racing

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Think Basics.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"This next piece is also allegro."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Biggest Hat Award

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

The spoiler