Dog Racer Pillows

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Tractor Racing

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Bradley Wiggins

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Think Basics.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"This next piece is also allegro."

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'