Track And Field Ace Gifts

Javelin Thrower's Kit Goes Too.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Pole Vault Rules

Leap Frog

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Snooker.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

A guy walks into a bar...

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Linford Christie

The pole bolt

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sandtrap like at beach.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'