Batting Ace Gifts

Baseball Dreams

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Punishment for the kicker.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Snooker.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Rafael Nadal

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"I really just need the one."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Ping Kong

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'You're right, I never liked that racked either!'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

A tantrum of tennis players

Spider Tennis