Doubles Ace Gifts

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Rafael Nadal

"I really just need the one."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Sania Mirza

Ping Kong

Tennis talking over the net.

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'You're right, I never liked that racked either!'