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Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Bullseye!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"I really just need the one."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Ping Kong

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Sania Mirza

Tennis talking over the net.

'You're right, I never liked that racked either!'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

A tantrum of tennis players