Doubles Player T-Shirts

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

Belief and Trust.