Doubles Player Pillows

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Monica Seles

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Win - win

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic