Multi-sport Player Pillows

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Currently Boston

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Football player taking the ball home.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Professional football.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Rugby Mad.

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"This better be important."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."