Multi-sport Player Pillows

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I AM at my usual position."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Currently Boston

Playing pig

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Football player taking the ball home.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Professional football.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Rugby Mad.

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

"This better be important."

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.