Poker Ace T-Shirts

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"For what we are about to receive...."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Baseball Dreams

Worm Bed

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Doctor's poker.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,