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Spider Tennis

Bullseye!

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Ping Kong