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Spider Tennis

Bullseye!

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Rafael Nadal

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Dominika Cibulková

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Ping Kong

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'