Poker Ace Gifts

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"For what we are about to receive...."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

Monica Seles

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Baseball Dreams

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Worm Bed

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Doctor's poker.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'I think I'll raise.'

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.