Moving Ace Gifts

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Welcome to the Team

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Whack-a-molecule

Aging Support Group

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

Baldness Facts

Middle Age Spread.

Snooker.

Life Is Just A Game

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

Rafael Nadal

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Whac-a-Virus.

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

For Sale: With Planning Permission for Swimming Pool

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'