Swing Ace Gifts

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Punishment for the kicker.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Baseball Dreams

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Cab Calloway Swings

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Snooker.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Get names!"

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Rafael Nadal

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

King of the Swingers.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Spider Tennis

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'