Swing Ace Pillows

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Punishment for the kicker.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Snooker.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Get names!"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

King of the Swingers.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Spider Tennis

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"