Moving Ace Pillows

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Welcome to the Team

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Whack-a-molecule

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

Baldness Facts

Middle Age Spread.

Snooker.

Life Is Just A Game

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Speeding in a video game

For Sale: With Planning Permission for Swimming Pool