Rod And Reel Ace Pillows

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

"FISH ON"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Two men trout fishing

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Salmon Fishing.

Fly fishing

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I think the bass are after frogs.'