Rod And Reel Ace Gifts

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

"FISH ON"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

I brake for worms

Two men trout fishing

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Salmon Fishing.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

Fly fishing

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.