Rod And Reel Sage Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

"FISH ON"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

I brake for worms

Two men trout fishing

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Salmon Fishing.

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Fly fishing

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

Thoughts in Traffic

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish