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Fly fishing

Local Knowledge

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Only caught one, eh."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"FISH ON"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing Contest

Worm Ate The Fish.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Give that back!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.