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Fishing Contest

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Only caught one, eh."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"FISH ON"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'