Rod And Reel Aficionado Pillows

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

I brake for worms

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Local Knowledge

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Heads or tails?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Wrong leadership.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.