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'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

I brake for worms

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Local Knowledge

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Wrong leadership.

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'