Aiming Ace Pillows

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

Snooker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Bullseye!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

"And that is how you handle liver!"

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Golf in Antarctica.