Accuracy Ace Pillows

Teaching Golf.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"It's running five minutes fast."

Baseball Dreams

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Snooker.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"This new guy's really good!"

'Supervisor of the Year'

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Golf in Antarctica.