Accuracy Aficionado Pillows

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Raptures

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Tenors

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"This new guy's really good!"

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'High school for actors - John Smith - Acting principal'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."