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Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Raptures

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Tenors

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"This new guy's really good!"

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'High school for actors - John Smith - Acting principal'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."