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Teaching Golf.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"It's running five minutes fast."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Baseball Dreams

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Snooker.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Supervisor of the Year'

"This new guy's really good!"

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

Rafael Nadal

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."