Driving Ace T-Shirts

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

A Bloody Butcher

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Whack-a-molecule

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"We thought this was more realistic."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Snooker.

Life Is Just A Game

"Be rational."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Whac-a-Virus.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."