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Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The World Wide Web.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.