Aviation Ace Pillows

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can our software do that?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Airport Security.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'