Administrative Ace Pillows

In one ear/Out the other.

'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Immigration Desk Trays - In-In-In-In-Out

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Garden.

Nerd tryouts.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"We've invented a new word!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Keep it simple

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"