Administrative Ace Mugs

In one ear/Out the other.

'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Immigration Desk Trays - In-In-In-In-Out

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Garden.

Nerd tryouts.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"We've invented a new word!"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Keep it simple

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"